SCTV taught me all I need to know about Punk

The other great thing I learned about punk from SCTV was the Plasmatics. Who can forget when they visited Gil Fisher on the Fishin’ Musician? Is that Count Floyd doing a guest appearance on keys? I actually forgot about the TV smashing. Do you think the Bunchofuckingoofs used to watch SCTV, too? Even though the […]

I hate the Bloody Queen

One of my oldest and fondest punk rock memories comes from SCTV. The Queenhaters made a big impression on me, as did all of SCTV. Speakeasy eventually covered this fine number. We also parodied it. We found a cheap golden bust of Elvis in a variety store. I hate the Bloody Queen became I hate […]

CanCon is a lie!

CanCon is a lie! A dirty lie propagated by legions of people who have no appreciation for Rush. You’ve probably heard them exclaim “Y’know, they only play Rush on the radio because of the CanCon rules!” If you push them on being Rush-haters they usually say something like “I like the music, I just can’t […]